jokes-ASIDE: The difference between girl and boy…

HER DIARY – Saturday June, 16

“He was acting really strange when we met in the evening. I spent the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that. Or was it?

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted. So I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn’t seem himself – he hardly laughed and didn’t seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I just knew that something was wrong.

We went home together and he barely spoke two words at a time.

I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the TV on.

After about ten minutes of silence, I said I was going to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn’t follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love – but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep. I think he’s planning to leave me.  Maybe he’s found someone else…’

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HIS DIARY – Saturday June, 16

“My team lost today.

What a bummer.

At least I got some sex!