Jokes-ASIDE: You Thought, But Were Wrong

You Thought, But Were Wrong

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an

old man walking very slowly and stiffly, with his legs spread apart.

One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry

Syndrome. Those people have a stiff-legged walk just like that.”

The other student said, “No, I don’t think so. The old man surely has

Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we

learned in class.”

Since they couldn’t agree, they decided to ask the old man. They

approached him and one of the students said to him, “Excuse me, sir.

We’re medical students and couldn’t help but notice the way you walk,

but we couldn’t agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell

us what it is?”

The old man said, “I’ll tell you, but first you tell me what you two

fine medical students think.”

The first student said, “I think it’s Peltry Syndrome.”

The old man said, “You thought – but you are wrong.”

The other student said, “I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.”

The old man said, “You thought – but you are wrong.”

So they asked him, “Well, old timer, what do you have?”

The old man said, “I thought it was GAS – but I was wrong, too!”