16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,

your nose will begin to itch –and/or you’ll want to pee.


Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least

accessible corner.


Law of Observability: The probability of being watched is directly

proportional to the stupidity of whatever you are doing.


Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy



Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because

you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


Law of Procession: If you change checkout lines (or traffic lanes),

the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you

switched to.


Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water,

the telephone (or doorbell) will ring.


Law of Close Encounters: If you’ve been doing general cleaning and take a

quick trip to the shops for a detergent in the ugly headscarf and torn apron,

you will encounter no less than five people you’d rather meet in some makeup.


Law of the Provability: When you try to prove to a mechanic that a

machine is broken, it will work fine until they leave.


Law of Pediatrics: After spending the entire night up with a coughing kid,

they will not cough for the doctor to determine if it’s dry or wet –until you leave the clinic.


Law of Accessibility: The severity of the itch is inversely

proportional to the reach.


Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest

from the aisle arrive last.


Law of Coffee Thermodynamics: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot

coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until

the coffee is cold.


Law of Carpets: The chances of an open container of jam

landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the

newness, cost and colour of the carpet.


Law of Footwear: If the shoe fits, it will be ugly.


Law of Availability: When you find a product that you really like, the

manufacturer will either change it or go out of business.

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  1. Nemo

    26th Jun 2018 - 10:05 pm

    And here I thought the only good thing about today would be an illegal mug of rum. This is so much better, especially with the said ‘mug of rum’.

  2. Kimathi Mutegi

    26th Jun 2018 - 10:35 pm

    Glad we are able to improve a girl’s mood… Please like Moretegs page on FB as well…puleeeease…

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