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Creatively hilarious bar chalkboard signs

Creatively hilarious bar chalkboard signs

By the time these signs are done cracking your ribs, you’ll be thinking that their writers were definitely under the influence of something stronger than bottled water. Likely sampled their product beforehand…

Triple distilled wisdom

2. Now will sound about fine for every drunk

3. Comforting…

4. When bar owner has been husband a long time

5. Fair trade,...

10 dumbest criminals ever

10 dumbest criminals ever

While it’s sort of nice to know many criminals are too hare-brained to follow through with their nefarious schemes, it’s also kind of depressing to realise how low the human gene pool goes. These crooks are daft and suck at being criminals. They are sure to leave you feeling like a rocket scientist.

Woman asks...

How a Brown Leather Briefcase Beat a Platoon of Cops

How a Brown Leather Briefcase Beat a Platoon of Cops

JUST the tail was visible. The rest of the dilapidated sky-blue and white Kenya Bus Service contraption was hid beyond the vibandas lining the road. A piece of clear polythene flapped wildly in the wind where the bus was missing a window pane. It looked like a panicky hawk attempting to fly off a snare.

A...

Exactly The Same…

Exactly The Same…

A male professor receives a knock on the door of his campus office.

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:

“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at...

Ooh, the African…

Ooh, the African…

LOATHING! Resentment! Detestation! Hatred! Insert any other synonyms.

That’s what I found oozing out of comments to a story on BBC headlined ‘May woos Africa after Brexit…’ or something. Nicely written piece by ex-NTV boy Larry Madowo.

Was it the frustration of Brexit that was making the Briton’s to regard an entire continent (54 nations) with so much contempt?...

Girl in the library…and other things

Girl in the library…and other things

A library! It’s the last place you’d expect a rendezvous of such consequences. In fact, it’s not even the huge, more sophisticated one, standing several floors in proud indifference, perhaps because it’s named after a president. It didn’t have the army of privately uniformed arrogance manning it’s lengths with the backing of bleep-bleeping anti-theft technology....

Let men drink when still boys…

Let men drink when still boys…

MANY, many years ago, roughly 12 months before I triumphed in that epic, first swimming contest, Jararindo and wife CiaMati were blessed with a baby boy. They named him Mwiti. Mwiti grew up in spirit, body and lack –because Jararindo and CiaMati’s was a family of limited resources. And nothing about Mwiti attempted to disguise...

JOKE: The golfing gentlemen

JOKE: The golfing gentlemen

Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day.

They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee.

The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water.

To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club.

The water parts, he takes his next shot and it lands...

New Love…

New Love…

I WONDER how the weather was in July 1948. Was it as cold as it is today? It’s hard to tell, but history does tell us that in this month, in a grass-thatched hut and with only two staff, Nairobi welcomed an epic fixture –CMC Motors.

With time, the hut matured into a glass-walled showroom in...

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT: Letter from senior civil servant

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT: Letter from senior civil servant

Dear Ordinary Mwananchi,

I am writing this to you because you are all I have left. Everyone else has abandoned me. In fact, I just realised it has been so many years since we had a personal conversation. I have so much to tell you my friend.

But to be honest, I never, in my wildest imagination, thought...