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SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT: Letter from senior civil servant

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT: Letter from senior civil servant

Dear Ordinary Mwananchi,

I am writing this to you because you are all I have left. Everyone else has abandoned me. In fact, I just realised it has been so many years since we had a personal conversation. I have so much to tell you my friend.

But to be honest, I never, in my wildest imagination, thought...

She shouts, ‘let me out the car’. He does…

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THE other day, I am crawling in traffic on Waiyaki Way, Chiromo area, deep in thought. I am deep in thought, thinking about nothing in particular, so I turn my attention to Kempisky across the road.

The pink silhouette looks pretty…pinker; a delicate girl bathing in the six o’clock sunlight. I try to imagine the white...

16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,

your nose will begin to itch –and/or you’ll want to pee.

 

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least

accessible corner.

 

Law of Observability: The probability of being watched is directly

proportional to the stupidity of whatever you are doing.

 

Law of the Telephone: If...