- October 18, 2018
AFTER spending the final day of the year swallowing unchristian liquids and losing his girlfriend, the squat, chubby fellow with a rogue beard staggered into the church, a gigantic face of Tupac Shakur grinning lopsidedly from his oversize, white T-Shirt.
He stopped close to the doorway where he clung onto the last bench, wobbling like a...
- October 10, 2018
A male professor receives a knock on the door of his campus office.
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:
“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at...
- July 24, 2018
Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day.
They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee.
The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water.
To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club.
The water parts, he takes his next shot and it lands...
- June 23, 2018
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch –and/or you’ll want to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
Law of Observability: The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of whatever you are doing.
Law of the Telephone: If...
- June 22, 2018
You Thought, But Were Wrong
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an
old man walking very slowly and stiffly, with his legs spread apart.
One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry
Syndrome. Those people have a stiff-legged walk just like that.”
The other student said, “No, I don’t...
- June 17, 2018
HER DIARY – Saturday June, 16
“He was acting really strange when we met in the evening. I spent the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that. Or was it?
The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was...