Creatively hilarious bar chalkboard signs
- February 27, 2021
- by
- MoreTegs
By the time these signs are done cracking your ribs, you’ll be thinking that their writers were definitely under the influence of something stronger than bottled water. Likely sampled their product beforehand…
Triple distilled wisdom2. Now will sound about fine for every drunk
3. Comforting…
4. When bar owner has been husband a long time
5. Fair trade, I guess…
6. The universal problem solver
7. When the Chemistry prof opens a bar
8. Too much of anything is…anythings?
9. Gambling on the intelligence of inebriates.
10. Philosophy! Pure, unadulterated…
11. Not the toughest of choices
12. Disclaimer!
13. A threat and a...
10 dumbest criminals ever
- March 31, 2019
- by
- MoreTegs
While it’s sort of nice to know many criminals are too hare-brained to follow through with their nefarious schemes, it’s also kind of depressing to realise how low the human gene pool goes. These crooks are daft and suck at being criminals. They are sure to leave you feeling like a rocket scientist.
Woman asks...
Exactly The Same…
- October 10, 2018
- by
- MoreTegs
A male professor receives a knock on the door of his campus office.
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:
“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at...
JOKE: The golfing gentlemen
- July 24, 2018
- by
- MoreTegs
Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day.
They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee.
The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water.
To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club.
The water parts, he takes his next shot and it lands...
16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school
- June 23, 2018
- by
- MoreTegs
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch –and/or you’ll want to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of Observability: The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of whatever you are doing.
Law of the Telephone: If...
Jokes-ASIDE: You Thought, But Were Wrong
- June 22, 2018
- by
- MoreTegs
You Thought, But Were Wrong
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an
old man walking very slowly and stiffly, with his legs spread apart.
One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry
Syndrome. Those people have a stiff-legged walk just like that.”
The other student said, “No, I don’t...
jokes-ASIDE: The difference between girl and boy…
- June 17, 2018
- by
- MoreTegs
HER DIARY – Saturday June, 16
“He was acting really strange when we met in the evening. I spent the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that. Or was it?
The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was...
Top Comments