How Mugechi lost his head, and nearly his penis in the same minute
- May 28, 2018
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MUGECHI! Elder Makathimo’s giant last born son! That’s him.
Bugger might have been killed by a chicken bone and we might have covered him in a ton of soil a week or so ago, but fellow will forever be alive in the minds, hearts and curses of a certain generation.
His reign of terror ran all through our childhood. It was ended by the loss of his foreskin. Very powerful demons, that appendage must have contained. The transition happened about two weeks before news of him having beaten two students in the KCPE exams rocked the...
Chase by upcountry cop at midnight ends in really strange twist
- May 22, 2018
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You probably know this already but I will still say it. I am Kirundiro, the first born son of Mwobithania, or KM or Sufferer, and money evades me better than I do my landlord. Perhaps if I had spent more time in the confounded college chewing books than other things, I would be a landlord myself....
Horror at the funeral of Elder Makathimo’s bully son
- May 16, 2018
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It is hard to believe that Mugechi is dead. Killed by a chicken bone that lodged on his oesophagus tighter than the villagers at the wedding could dislodge. The mighty Mugechi, the terror of our childhood, dispatched by a dead bird. It was an irony beyond belief.
Mugechi is Elder Makathimo’s last born son. Elder Makathimo’s...
Bhangi sio terere PART II: Shaking open Central Police gates for Carol
- April 14, 2018
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Yes my friend. Where were we…yeah, why I am in jail.
Bhang! It’s the simple answer. Weed and me don’t get along very well. Makes me do crazy stuff, is what the illegal smoke does.
The last time I smoked weed before last Friday, I crashed into a wedding reception shirtless, convinced the bride...
Bangi sio terere: A judge, an ogre …and boy do they hate Sufferer
- March 28, 2018
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You must be struggling to read this my friend. Terrible handwriting, I know. But it’s the best I can do under the circumstances. If reading becomes impossible, just smell it. Yep!
Now you have an idea what I’m living through. I’m scribbling it on my knee from the smelly inside of Industrial Area Police cells.
This yellow...
Kirundiro shocked, ashamed to share league with amateur sinners (Part III of IV)
- February 28, 2018
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Know what? Stare all you want. I don’t give a rat’s fart. Really, I don’t. Not right now. May be three minutes ago. I might even have delighted your ears with a few x-rated vocabularies. Perhaps I still will.
Right now, my yappers are preoccupied with duties much more...
The son of Mwobithania opens his servers…and all hell breaks lose (Part IV of IV)
- February 28, 2018
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“Praise the Lord…” that’s how those before me started their confessions. I was boiling with content.
“Do you, Sir, remember one early morning you were forced to drink the litre of raw milk you were taking to the collection centre?” I said pointing to an ageing dude in the...
I still am Nebuchadnezzar Kirundiro wa Mwobithania (PART II)
- February 03, 2018
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…that was refreshing, and worth. Let not the strange stench bother you. It is this black piece of soap I have found at the church tap and used to scrub by face with. Smells horrible, I agree, but way better than that fish in Pastor John’s mouth –he ate it a...
I am back folks…and Nebuchadnezzar Kirundiro Mwobithania is my new name (Part I of IV)
- February 03, 2018
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Yieeess people! It is I,
Perhaps we’ve met before. Perhaps we haven’t. Either way, it really doesn’t matter. And that’s because this right here is a very new me. Born afresh, is the terminology –I think.
Until 30 minutes ago, my name was Kirundiro; Kirundiro wa Mwobithania or Sufferer or KM if you have a lazy tongue....
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