Posts by MoreTegs
10 dumbest criminals ever

10 dumbest criminals ever

While it’s sort of nice to know many criminals are too hare-brained to follow through with their nefarious schemes, it’s also kind of depressing to realise how low the human gene pool goes. These crooks are daft and suck at being criminals. They are sure to leave you feeling like a rocket scientist.

Woman asks...

Guy in a white T

Guy in a white T

AFTER spending the final day of the year swallowing unchristian liquids and losing his girlfriend, the squat, chubby fellow with a rogue beard staggered into the church, a gigantic face of Tupac Shakur grinning lopsidedly from his oversize, white T-Shirt.

He stopped close to the doorway where he clung onto the last bench, wobbling like a...

How a Brown Leather Briefcase Beat a Platoon of Cops

How a Brown Leather Briefcase Beat a Platoon of Cops

JUST the tail was visible. The rest of the dilapidated sky-blue and white Kenya Bus Service contraption was hid beyond the vibandas lining the road. A piece of clear polythene flapped wildly in the wind where the bus was missing a window pane. It looked like a panicky hawk attempting to fly off a snare.

A...

Exactly The Same…

Exactly The Same…

A male professor receives a knock on the door of his campus office.

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:

“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at...

Why everyone loathes the African

Why everyone loathes the African

LOATHING! Resentment! Detestation! Hatred! Insert any other synonyms.

That’s what I found oozing out of comments to a story on BBC headlined ‘May woos Africa after Brexit…’ or something. Nicely written piece by ex-NTV boy Larry Madowo.

Was it the frustration of Brexit that was making the Briton’s to regard an entire continent (54 nations) with so much contempt?...

Girl in the library…and other things

Girl in the library…and other things

A library! It’s the last place you’d expect a rendezvous of such consequences. In fact, it’s not even the huge, more sophisticated one, standing several floors in proud indifference, perhaps because it’s named after a president. It didn’t have the army of privately uniformed arrogance manning it’s lengths with the backing of bleep-bleeping anti-theft technology....