10-plus-1 gory medieval punishments that may cure our corrupt forever

7 years ago

Angry, mad, livid! That’s the kind of Kenyan I have been for the past month or so. So angry that…

How Mugechi lost his head, and nearly his penis in the same minute

7 years ago

MUGECHI! Elder Makathimo’s giant last born son! That’s him. Bugger might have been killed by a chicken bone and we…

Chase by upcountry cop at midnight ends in really strange twist

7 years ago

You probably know this already but I will still say it. I am Kirundiro, the first born son of Mwobithania,…

Horror at the funeral of Elder Makathimo’s bully son

7 years ago

It is hard to believe that Mugechi is dead. Killed by a chicken bone that lodged on his oesophagus tighter…

Bhangi sio terere PART II: Shaking open Central Police gates for Carol

8 years ago

Click for PART I   Yes my friend. Where were we…yeah, why I am in jail. Bhang! It’s the simple answer.…

Bangi sio terere: A judge, an ogre …and boy do they hate Sufferer

8 years ago

You must be struggling to read this my friend. Terrible handwriting, I know. But it’s the best I can do…

Unraveling the death of Murugi’s marriage after 15 million bob wedding

8 years ago

Perhaps you are wondering why a rich guy whose head is beginning to grey is doing seated on a bar…

Four months after 15 million bob wedding, couple wants split…what the devil?

8 years ago

Murugi married Sylvester four months ago in a wedding ceremony that cost at least 15 million bob. The chef was…

Kirundiro shocked, ashamed to share league with amateur sinners (Part III of IV)

8 years ago

Click for Part I and for Part II Know what? Stare all you want. I don’t give a rat’s fart.…

The son of Mwobithania opens his servers…and all hell breaks lose (Part IV of IV)

8 years ago

Click for Part I, Part II, Part III “Praise the Lord…” that’s how those before me started their confessions. I…