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23 dos and don’ts to successful parenting

RAISE your hand if you agree babies should come with a manual like everything else does these days. Unfortunately, they don’t. (You can all put your hands down now) –and smile. That’s because the following comprehensive list should turn even the most hopeless of modern parent into a pro in a jiffy. Very useful for babysitting daddy. Will also come in handy for mommy day the house girl will take off for a few hours, and grandma will not be at hand to take over toddler-duty…

 

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ALSO READ: How to survive Kenyan roads: Tips to a white man

 

 

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ALSO READ: Only place Western names are leading Africa is poverty –not heaven

 

 

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Illustrations courtesy, The Poke

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