Ours is a country of great paradoxes…
- June 07, 2018
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- MoreTegs
MY teacher said a paradox is a contradiction. I don’t question the wisdom of tutors. Neither should you. So yes, ours is a country of great paradoxes.
Let’s step a measly few months into the past. The calendar reads February of 2018 and the sun had been baking the region with unbridled impunity. The resultant effect...
Bhangi sio terere PART II: Shaking open Central Police gates for Carol
- April 14, 2018
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- MoreTegs
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Yes my friend. Where were we…yeah, why I am in jail.
Bhang! It’s the simple answer. Weed and me don’t get along very well. Makes me do crazy stuff, is what the illegal smoke does.
The last time I smoked weed before last Friday, I crashed into a wedding reception shirtless, convinced the bride...
Four months after 15 million bob wedding, couple wants split…what the devil?
- March 02, 2018
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- MoreTegs
Murugi married Sylvester four months ago in a wedding ceremony that cost at least 15 million bob. The chef was flown in from Hotel Regina Louvre, one of the finest in Paris. He brought with him vintage wines, including a 150-year-old bottle of Chateau Latife 1865 brand that cost Sh2.5 million.
Décor was done by an...
Of my girls, a man called Muchiri & why I’ll knock a random fellow’s tooth off
- February 04, 2018
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- MoreTegs
It is evening of a Thursday before a long weekend. There is no work till Tuesday for most Kenyans and Nairobi is happy. So happy that I bumped into a girl while crossing the road on the way here. She smiled softly and apologised.
Any other day, she will drill a hole in your toe...
Baba Mwende, his wisdom and why poverty is a choice…
- February 04, 2018
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- MoreTegs
“If you are poor, it’s because you have allowed yourself to be”.
These are not my words. They were spoken by some professor whose name I can’t remember, partly because it was many years back, but mainly because I didn’t hear it in the first place. What I remember is that the words left me livid.
My...
I still am Nebuchadnezzar Kirundiro wa Mwobithania (PART II)
- February 03, 2018
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- MoreTegs
For PART I, click here
…that was refreshing, and worth. Let not the strange stench bother you. It is this black piece of soap I have found at the church tap and used to scrub by face with. Smells horrible, I agree, but way better than that fish in Pastor John’s mouth –he ate it a...
I am back folks…and Nebuchadnezzar Kirundiro Mwobithania is my new name (Part I of IV)
- February 03, 2018
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- MoreTegs
Yieeess people! It is I,
Perhaps we’ve met before. Perhaps we haven’t. Either way, it really doesn’t matter. And that’s because this right here is a very new me. Born afresh, is the terminology –I think.
Until 30 minutes ago, my name was Kirundiro; Kirundiro wa Mwobithania or Sufferer or KM if you have a lazy tongue....
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