Posts Tagged Humour
Guy in a white T

Guy in a white T

AFTER spending the final day of the year swallowing unchristian liquids and losing his girlfriend, the squat, chubby fellow with a rogue beard staggered into the church, a gigantic face of Tupac Shakur grinning lopsidedly from his oversize, white T-Shirt.

He stopped close to the doorway where he clung onto the last bench, wobbling like a...

Exactly The Same…

Exactly The Same…

A male professor receives a knock on the door of his campus office.

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:

“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at...

Why testicles win worst shock-absorbers award

Why testicles win worst shock-absorbers award

LEAVE! That’s what I’ve been on. Yes, rejuvenating, resting…but I laugh! The snappy, clap-like laugh that oozes with sarcasm.

If indeed leave is rest, pray tell me, how come my bones and brains feel more worsted than the day, three weeks ago, when I hopped out through that office door?

Eti break to relax. My foot! It’s just...

16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,

your nose will begin to itch –and/or you’ll want to pee.

 

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least

accessible corner.

 

Law of Observability: The probability of being watched is directly

proportional to the stupidity of whatever you are doing.

 

Law of the Telephone: If...

Jokes-ASIDE: You Thought, But Were Wrong

Jokes-ASIDE: You Thought, But Were Wrong

You Thought, But Were Wrong

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an

old man walking very slowly and stiffly, with his legs spread apart.

One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry

Syndrome. Those people have a stiff-legged walk just like that.”

The other student said, “No, I don’t...

jokes-ASIDE: The difference between girl and boy…

jokes-ASIDE: The difference between girl and boy…

HER DIARY – Saturday June, 16

“He was acting really strange when we met in the evening. I spent the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that. Or was it?

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was...