Posts Tagged Humour
Exactly The Same…

Exactly The Same…

A male professor receives a knock on the door of his campus office.

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:

“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at...

16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,

your nose will begin to itch –and/or you’ll want to pee.

 

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least

accessible corner.

 

Law of Observability: The probability of being watched is directly

proportional to the stupidity of whatever you are doing.

 

Law of the Telephone: If...

Jokes-ASIDE: You Thought, But Were Wrong

Jokes-ASIDE: You Thought, But Were Wrong

You Thought, But Were Wrong

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an

old man walking very slowly and stiffly, with his legs spread apart.

One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry

Syndrome. Those people have a stiff-legged walk just like that.”

The other student said, “No, I don’t...

jokes-ASIDE: The difference between girl and boy…

jokes-ASIDE: The difference between girl and boy…

HER DIARY – Saturday June, 16

“He was acting really strange when we met in the evening. I spent the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that. Or was it?

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was...

Horror at the funeral of Elder Makathimo’s bully son

Horror at the funeral of Elder Makathimo’s bully son

It is hard to believe that Mugechi is dead. Killed by a chicken bone that lodged on his oesophagus tighter than the villagers at the wedding could dislodge. The mighty Mugechi, the terror of our childhood, dispatched by a dead bird. It was an irony beyond belief.

Mugechi is Elder Makathimo’s last born son. Elder Makathimo’s...

Baba Mwende, his wisdom and why poverty is a choice…

Baba Mwende, his wisdom and why poverty is a choice…

“If you are poor, it’s because you have allowed yourself to be”.

These are not my words. They were spoken by some professor whose name I can’t remember, partly because it was many years back, but mainly because I didn’t hear it in the first place. What I remember is that the words left me livid.

My...