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Exactly The Same…

Exactly The Same…

A male professor receives a knock on the door of his campus office.

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:

“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this university.”

“Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”

The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.

He said, “The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And...

Just for Laughs: Will never lose…

Just for Laughs: Will never lose…

Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day.

They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee.

The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water.

To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club.

The water parts, he takes his next shot and it lands...

16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

16 unfortunate laws of nature you did NOT learn in school

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,

your nose will begin to itch –and/or you’ll want to pee.

 

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least

accessible corner.

 

Law of Observability: The probability of being watched is directly

proportional to the stupidity of whatever you are doing.

 

Law of the Telephone: If...

Jokes-ASIDE: You Thought, But Were Wrong

Jokes-ASIDE: You Thought, But Were Wrong

You Thought, But Were Wrong

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an

old man walking very slowly and stiffly, with his legs spread apart.

One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry

Syndrome. Those people have a stiff-legged walk just like that.”

The other student said, “No, I don’t...

jokes-ASIDE: The difference between girl and boy…

jokes-ASIDE: The difference between girl and boy…

HER DIARY – Saturday June, 16

“He was acting really strange when we met in the evening. I spent the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that. Or was it?

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was...